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Whacky waving inflatible arm flailing tube man!

Hi, I'm Al Harrington!

President and CEO of Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse!

You can use wacky waving inflatible arm flailing tube men for:

Attract customers to your business!

Make a splash at your next presentation!

Keep grandma company!

Protect your crops!

Confuse your neighbors!

African American? Hail a cab!

Testify in church!

Or just raise the roof!

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Crudely painted, not so funny plywood cutout folk art!

Hi! I'm Al Harrington of Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubeman Warehouse and Emporium!
As an unwanted result of a recent lawsuit, I am now in possession of hundreds of pallets of Crudely Painted Not So Funny Plywood Cut-Out Folk Art. And it's just waiting to transform your uncut trash strewn lawn, into a living canvas that tells passers-by, Hey everyone! A real funny bugger lives here!
Your neighbors will chuckle warmly, and motorists will slow down and applaud when they cast their eyes on such favorites as:
Sort-of Ben & Jerry's looking cow!
Black silhouetted cowboy learning on barn!
And everybodies favorite, Fat woman bending over tending to her garden in big polka-dotted bloomers!
Most of this stuff is priced to move, and until it it does it is an enormous fire hazard, so please, come see me on route two in Weekapaug!
Look for the Sort-of Ben & Jerry's cow out front!

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